So, I am rearranging a couple of the days because today's task needed a camera person and my wife is busy. So, I jumped ahead to day 101 for today. I will get back on track tomorrow and I promise, it will be worth the wait.
So, for today I became a, dadadaa!!!, CHOCOHOLIC. I was a chocolate junkie all day and let me tell you, it wasn't bad. I didn't work out today so this was probably not a good day for me calorie wise but who give a crap. I had regular cereal because I was all out of Count Chocula but as soon as I got to work, I began popping Easter candy like Christ himself really was rising from beyond and I had to finish my candy before he showed up because then Easter candy wouldn't be Easter candy because there would be a new Easter, which I am guessing wouldn't be called Easter since that name is already taken. Sorry, I had a sugar rush just then. Whew.
I typed in 'Chocolate Junkie' in Google search for images and it brought up pictures of black women. That is so funny.
I found a picture of a chocolate fountain like the ones you have in weddings. I always wanted to stick my face in one of these but I think I would get burned. It would burn so good. The bride sure looks happy. I want to shove her face in there. She would be pissed!!!
I think I ate about 29 little chocolate Easter eggs and mini-Hershey bars. I also took 5 packs of those individual sized bags of M&Ms so by lunch I was pretty hopped up. I ran out of candy after noon so I was screwed till I got home. For dinner I was on my own so I grabbed a burger and a Chocolate Shake. So, I am back up for the moment. I experienced one crash today from the withdrawal but now I am going strong again.My belly hurts.
That is all,
Newt
8 Ripples in the pond:
There better be some more chocolate in your day before you collapse into bed in a sugar coma. My consumption today consisted of a small-ish chocolate Easter bunny and large-ish amounts of chocolate covered coffee beans, and I didn't even have the book telling me to do it. Gadzooks!
Please plan on switching around book days as needed to accomodate our upcoming European adventure. I'm sure you've already thought of this, but just putting it out there.
I am going to do the book as best I can while we are there. There is a section where I am supposed to travel to France for a week so I thought about inserting those days while in Germany but that throws me off for a good while. We will see.
If everything that is holy, good and righteous in this world was edible, it would taste like chocolate.
Hyper suits you
Hyper suits me in small doses. If you have to be near me when I am hyper, and many people can attest to this, it is not a pretty picture. I can get very annoying if I go too crazy, or I go very crazy when I get too hyper.
Are you still hyper?
Nope.
*raises an eyebrow sceptically*
I did get up without any issues this morning and completed my task early. It will be up later and is a good 100th post. My wife had to help me so she wasn't as thrilled about getting up early.
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