Things I overheard and shouldn't have...

We have a guy retiring today from our company. One of our younger guys here asked him, "Jimmy, what are you going to do once you retire?"

Jimmy is a small man with large glasses, a slight stoop from old age, and a slow drawl. His response floored us.

"I'm gonna sit at home eating Cheetos, turn on the Playboy channel, and watch my dick turn orange."

I felt the need to share.

That is all,

Newt