We have a guy retiring today from our company. One of our younger guys here asked him, "Jimmy, what are you going to do once you retire?"
Jimmy is a small man with large glasses, a slight stoop from old age, and a slow drawl. His response floored us.
"I'm gonna sit at home eating Cheetos, turn on the Playboy channel, and watch my dick turn orange."
I felt the need to share.
That is all,
Newt
Monday, June 15, 2009
Things I overheard and shouldn't have...
Posted by Trinity at 8:45 AM
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3 Ripples in the pond:
I think you have your story wrong. You were told that is what he said...you didn't hear it.
Shhhhh!!! Stop ruining my bit.
Hahaha :P that's a bit grim
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