Monday, June 15, 2009

Things I overheard and shouldn't have...

We have a guy retiring today from our company. One of our younger guys here asked him, "Jimmy, what are you going to do once you retire?"

Jimmy is a small man with large glasses, a slight stoop from old age, and a slow drawl. His response floored us.

"I'm gonna sit at home eating Cheetos, turn on the Playboy channel, and watch my dick turn orange."

I felt the need to share.

That is all,


3 Ripples in the pond:

Diana said...

I think you have your story wrong. You were told that is what he didn't hear it.

Trinity said...

Shhhhh!!! Stop ruining my bit.

Girl Interrupted said...

Hahaha :P that's a bit grim