Today I get the day off from The Book. You see, today is 'Women Only Day' and is similar to the 'Men Only Day' from Day 144. So, as I am not a woman I am banned from today's events. But if you are a woman reader, maybe you will enjoy doing some of The Book's suggestions.
- Hold hands with a same sex friend
- Have multiple orgasms (Lucky!)
- Cry at the Movies
- Hate the food you're enjoying
- Stand by your man
- Accessorize
- Gossip
- Make an entrance
- Admit you don't know something
- Stay at home from work with a headache
So Ladies, go out there and be all the woman you can be. I will sit down to pee in your honor.
That is all,
Newt
3 Ripples in the pond:
Ummm...I did the opposite of womanly today. I installed windows and wore a tool belt all day.
To make up for that, I will now have a glass of wine, watch ridiculous television, and possibly cry at something for no reason...just because I can.
Erin please don't be manlier than me. It doesn't make me look very good.
"I will sit down to pee in your honor" ... lol you crack me up
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