OK. The contest is over and I now have an official "Last Words" to say if I die. All of this is contingent on if I can speak so if I die from biting my tongue, this may not work out.
I had a bunch of great entries and got a lot of laughs from them and I am happy to announce that the winner of the "Last Words" contest is...
Lee Ramsey for his Entry of
"Woe is me, I think I am becoming a God."
While there were a few stronger contenders, Erin's "I hope there's iced tea wherever I'm going" came in at a close second, I felt that if I am to have my own 'Rosebud' then I wanted it to be the most questionable, debatable, and downright despicable statement I could. Saying I am becoming a God and then dying might lead people to worship me, question what I saw, or just think I was delusional. Who knows?
So, I am going to get Lee a certificate printed up in recognition for his awesome achievement.
That is all,
Newt
6 Ripples in the pond:
Other than the ridiculousness of that statement in regards to you (what were you thinking, Lee?!?!?!), I would like to point out that you don't need to capitalize "god". Capitalized means the Abraham, Isaac and Jacob god; lower-case just means a general supreme being. Sorry, but I just can't help but correct your grammar mistakes, of which there are many....
... every post...
I knew this was going to happen. The green eyed monster is already rearing it's ugly head.
I would point out your mistakes in your posts but since you are too lazy to do any I will not be given the opportunity.
By design...
I was so close.
And Thomas, I've given up. I just shake my head now and try to let it go.
I don't have time to go through every blog and make sure that everything is gramatically correct. I do my best to check spelling and reread them before I post them but I punctuate as best I can and move on. You should to.
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