Sunday, June 07, 2009

TBWCYL Day 158 - Heston I ain't

So you know how I had to confess my sins a few days ago. Well apparently that was so I would know if I knew how to be sinful because today I was supposed to break at least one, if not more, of the 10 Commandments.

So, going against my normal self, I took the Lord's name in vain this morning for no reason in particular.

I also mowed my yard which seems directly in opposition to remembering the Sabbath. Not to mention that I didn't go to church so that right there was a big middle finger to the big guy.

I didn't murder, steal or bear false witness against my neighbor so those were left out. I also bought a Father's Day card so that right there is pretty good on the 'Honor thy Moms and Pops" rule. Oh, and no Adultery was committed today...OR any other day. Love You Honey!!!

I didn't build a new idol or anything but I played more Indiana Jones and in it I am looking for the Holy Grail. I don't think that can even be slightly interpreted though.

Since I have no Gods at all, I am not sure if that is or isn't breaking the "You shall have no other Gods besides Me" thing but I figure it couldn't hurt.

I tried to steal Diana's Ice Tea today using nefarious means and that right there sounds like so coveting to me. Yup, that was what that was, coveting.

So, I went 4 out of 10 for today. Not to bad. Or good. I don't really know.

That is all,


1 Ripples in the pond:

Girl Interrupted said...

4 out of 10 isn't bad! Enough to get your bottom slightly toasted at any rate.

Ps: Like the new layout