Today's task was to invent a new way to peel potatoes. I chose a handy little electronic tool I had around my garage to attempt this new way. I call it my Potato Peeler 15000. The ad copy would read...
"With this handy tool you too can peel potatoes without ever having to touch a knife. Just order today and we will send youthis handy attachment that can be put on any handheld sander. In just minutes, you can be enjoying french fries, waffle fries, mashed potatoes and more. Ask the operator about how to add thespiral potato drill attachment for only shipping and handling.
I was actually surprised at how well this worked. I think if this were a marketable product, someone might want to go for a better sanding surface than plain sand paper.
That is all,
Newt
2 Ripples in the pond:
Note to self: NEVER eat at Trinity's house
Ps: Groovy t-shirt!
Are you saying you don't use a circular saw to cut your pizza or a caulk gun to butter your bread. No wonder my last party guests were so weirded out by my baklava.
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