Monday, April 27, 2009

TBWCYL Day 117 - I wanna talk about ME!!!

Today I was self indulgent. For today was Me day. I was to take care of me above all else. Oh yeah, now that's what I'm talking about. So, I went to work today as usual but at lunch, instead of a Roast Beef sandwich, which is my normal fare, I took myself to Whataburger. Not that it is a big treat but I love it and since today was about me, I had my favorite.

The best part of it was that I overate and had so much food that I couldn't digest it all. Do you know that feeling? The one where you eat way to much and you start burping back up food. It initiates your gag reflex and you start forcing food out. No? Well, sadly this does happen to me occasionally because I can be quite the glutton.

Anyway, I actually did puke a little and decided to use it. I mean, today is supposed to be about me so I walked straight up to my company President and said, "I just threw up." At first he thought I was kidding but when I told him I thought I might again, which I did, he told me to go home. So, I did...kinda. I decided that the best way to make me feel better was to take in a movie. I hit the dollar theatre and played 20 minutes of Mrs. Pac Man and then watched 'Gran Tarino' with Clint Eastwood.

Man that guy is looking more like a skeleton every day. The movie, however, is awesome. Then I went and played another 30 minutes of Mrs. Pac Man. God that woman is addictive.

I will say my sister tried to upstage me today. She adopted a baby a while back and today they finalized the adoption. I am happy for her and all but, jeeze, this was supposed to be my day. That is just greedy.

So, just to indulge myself even more, can you think of anyone better than me? No, I couldn't either. It is just so hard to achieve perfection and once you do, reachieving it is even more difficult. Oh how great I am.

That is all,


4 Ripples in the pond:

Girl Interrupted said...

Me: <------------- speechless

Trinity said...

I do that to people.

Addy's Daddy said...

It worries me that you eat so much that you throw up. This is the second time you have done that. I think I am going to hook you up with Jared....

Trinity said...

Why, did he do that to? I know I have a problem but I just don't know when it will show up.