Monday, April 06, 2009

TBWCYL Day 95 - E.T. Phone Wisconsin?

Yesterday's task was done as we were driving back to Dallas. I was given instructions on how to recognize aliens among us. These included 'Dead Eyes', Open mouths, Ears Oozing Green Goo, and Flaring nostrils. Now, for those of you who haven't made the 5 1/2 hour drive between Midland and Dallas, if you stop at any truck stop on that stretch of highway, you are likely to see a few aliens, at least by using these characteristics.

I saw one behind the counter of a Town and Country convenience store outside of Sweetwater. He definitely had dead eyes but that may have been apathy for his environment. I think we all know it was not.

I saw a woman behind the counter at a Shell station when I had to stop for a potty break that also had dead eyes but here mouth hung open so she might have just been retarded.

We also saw many people driving that may have been aliens. I saw license plates from California and New Mexico so they were at least eligible for illegal alien status. None the less, I am now more aware and will be watching for the 'Ears Oozing Green Goo' much more closely.

That is all,


2 Ripples in the pond:

Girl Interrupted said...

*covers her ears and smiles sweetly*

Sounds like you had a fun weekend!

Trinity said...

It wasn't too bad.