Sunday, April 26, 2009

TBWCYL Day 115 - Breakin' the Law!!!

Finally, the Book does something for me. I got a free pass to break the law all day. Of course, I did have to go to Kinko's to get the entire thing mocked up, attach a picture, and have it laminated but I think it was worth it.

I worked at the comic book store today so to start really using this sucker, I jumped in the HOV lane to get to work faster. I only had myself in the truck so after not using a blinker to cross the 'don't cross' lines, I zoomed all the way. No police were around so I don't know if the card would have worked but as I was 'Above the Law' I didn't care.

Side note: I felt like such a delinquent while riding in the lane illegally. I see the people who do this and always get so disgusted with them and now I am one.

I worked all day and we met some friends for dinner afterwards. Jaywalking became my next illegal maneuver. Eat it coppers.

I also used my pass on Diana while at dinner. I said things I shouldn't have because I was 'Above the Law'. She tried to rip my card out of my hand and dented it. Bitch please. I had to hide it from her after that.

She dropped me back off at my truck on the way home. I sped a bit while heading up the freeway. I think there were quite a few drunk drivers on the way because I kept having to avoid swerving Escalades. I almost slammed into the side of one of them just to teach them a lesson. I thought better of it in the end though.

My final act of intentional mischievousness came when I was almost home. I had to stop at a red light and as no one was around I just zoomed through it. I still had an hour left on my pass and I will be damned if I was going to loose it.

I think this card is going in my wallet. There is no statute of limitations on it so I should be able to use it in a pinch. At least the arresting officer will have a good story to tell if I do.

That is all,


3 Ripples in the pond:

Girl Interrupted said...

*tuts and shakes head sadly at the youth of today*

You sir, are a delinquent

What's jaywalking????

Trinity said...

Jaywalking is when you cross the street anywhere other than an intersection. It is against the law but pedestrians do have right of way.

Girl Interrupted said...

lol sheesh! You have some harsh laws there!

We Brits can cross the road any damned place we please!

And as a consequence ... get squished any damned place we please too!