TBWCYL Day 115 - Breakin' the Law!!!

Finally, the Book does something for me. I got a free pass to break the law all day. Of course, I did have to go to Kinko's to get the entire thing mocked up, attach a picture, and have it laminated but I think it was worth it.

I worked at the comic book store today so to start really using this sucker, I jumped in the HOV lane to get to work faster. I only had myself in the truck so after not using a blinker to cross the 'don't cross' lines, I zoomed all the way. No police were around so I don't know if the card would have worked but as I was 'Above the Law' I didn't care.

Side note: I felt like such a delinquent while riding in the lane illegally. I see the people who do this and always get so disgusted with them and now I am one.

I worked all day and we met some friends for dinner afterwards. Jaywalking became my next illegal maneuver. Eat it coppers.

I also used my pass on Diana while at dinner. I said things I shouldn't have because I was 'Above the Law'. She tried to rip my card out of my hand and dented it. Bitch please. I had to hide it from her after that.

She dropped me back off at my truck on the way home. I sped a bit while heading up the freeway. I think there were quite a few drunk drivers on the way because I kept having to avoid swerving Escalades. I almost slammed into the side of one of them just to teach them a lesson. I thought better of it in the end though.

My final act of intentional mischievousness came when I was almost home. I had to stop at a red light and as no one was around I just zoomed through it. I still had an hour left on my pass and I will be damned if I was going to loose it.

I think this card is going in my wallet. There is no statute of limitations on it so I should be able to use it in a pinch. At least the arresting officer will have a good story to tell if I do.

That is all,

Newt