Today my task was to break a world record. I went on the Guinness Book of World Records website and registered so I could submit my record. I double checked their site to see if I could find a recorded record of my amazing feat but it wasn't listed so I submitted for the title.
My record was...to achieve the longest recorded urination in history. I think I can beat the time I logged on my recorded attempt of 1 minute 51 seconds if I took in more fluid. I drank an entire pitcher of tea and one beer in less than an hour to fill up the tank.
I submitted my request for an attempt but since I could find no record of this having been recorded, I would say I have this in the bag.
That is all,
Newt
2 Ripples in the pond:
By in the bag, did you really mean in your bladder?
Nope. I plan to get it out of the bladder. Swaaa!!!
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