So, today's task was to do something radical with my hair. I wanted to shave my head but socially that would have been a bad move. I have regrown my goatee and if I had no hair I would just look like a White Supremacist or a Professional Wrestler and neither of those things is appealing to me. I actually did go get a hair cut and had them shave it to an inch long but that actually looks the same as my normal hair cut so I couldn't count it.
I thought long and hard about all the hair that I have on my body and what could be radically done with it.
Should I braid my pit hair? No, that might stop me from raising my arms.
Should I finally shave my pubes off and go for the hardwood? No, I didn't care for that the last time.
Should I go buy an attachable pony tail and pretend I am living in 1985 when that was cool? Yes, but not today.
Diana has been out of town and was coming home today and it dawned on me that I could do this task and show my excitement and love for her return. Below is what I did to give my wife my heart.
That is all,
Newt
9 Ripples in the pond:
Are you growing a moustache? I saw some photos in Diana's Picasa. If so, poor choice, sir.
You could've shaved the pubes and made a merkin for Diana like they did in medievil times ... nothing says "I love you" like a pubic wig.
You do make me chuckle, Trinity.
I am growing a full goatee and my wife seems to enjoy it. It is growing on me.
Plus, I really want to own a shirt that says "Free Mustache rides, Ladies Only" but I couldn't unless I had a mustache.
I would love to see someone with that villain-who-ties-damsels-to-train-tracks stache. That would fill me with glee, me thinks.
Nice heart!
That's disgusting yet romantic at the same time. Interesting way to start my morning, that's for sure.
At least it wasn't there when I visited.
I do, in fact, enjoy his new, full goatee. I think it looks better than the last time he had a half goatee.
Awww! Romance and hair removal - a match made in heaven.
You should see what I do for anniversaries.
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