Sunday, August 02, 2009

The Misadventures of Duncan and Hazel - Loaf Pincher

What do you get when you mix 2 fat ass dogs and a trashcan full of goodies? This:
Hazel: Do you smell that?
Duncan: What?
H: I don't know. I think it smells like...French Bread.
D: What? Head swivels quickly back and forth Where?
H: I think it is in that giant food can we always get in trouble for digging in.
D: Oh no. You said that after that last caper you were going to stay away from that. Your tailbone hurt for hours.
H: Yo, biznitch. Don't be calling me out in front of my homies.
D: Homies? I'm the only other person here. I do not understand why you persist in pretending you are from the hood.
H: I will bust a cap in your ass.
D: You don't have opposable thumbs dumbass.
H: N E Ways. What are we going to do about the bread?
D: You know I can't reach that can.
H: You should have been a calico because you are such a pussy. Fine. I will get it.
Hazel stands up on her back legs and using her teeth, pulls the bag of old french bread out and onto the dining room floor.
H: I'm King of the World.
D: Do you do these things because you just can't help yourself or do you just enjoy getting in trouble?
H: Wha? Let's Eat!

We came home to find crumbs covering the rug and a half of a loaf of garlic bread missing.

When I asked Hazel why she did it, all I got was this face in response. It is very difficult to punish this face. As you can see, her belly is quite swollen. I have a feeling she will be having punishment enough in a couple of days trying to pass a half a loaf of bread.

That is all,


10 Ripples in the pond:

Carrie said...

Haha. Very nice. Sounds like something my cats would do...

Trinity said...

"Aren't animals just the best?" he said sarcastically

miss. chief said...

haha that face is basically unpunishable

Addy's Daddy said...

All the newbies should read all of the misadventures of Duncan and Hazel - many of them are quite a bit funnier than this one.

Trinity said...

I am not sure if that was a compliment or an insult. Good Job, sir.

Girl Interrupted said...

LOL AD is awesome at the whole backhanded compliment thing!

Awww @ Hazel's face! lol It kinda looks more like a smug grin than a look of contrition though

Trinity said...

I thought she looked like a dragon that was on pot.

Erin said...

I think Hazel basically looks constipated...and unpunishable.

I also echo the comment of your HLM.

Addy's Daddy said...

Glad to be of service, friend.

Trinity said...

Thomas, you honestly should use that as your subtitle.

Master of the Backhanded Compliment.

It sums you up well.