Tuesday, February 24, 2009

TBWCYL Day 55 - Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity

Talk about life changing, I spent the entire day keeping count of my flatulence. The final tally of Toots for February 24th?

Here is the list:
2 farts at 6:32 a.m. in my hotel room
1 fart at 7:40 a.m. in the conference room of the building I am training in
1 fart at 12:o1 p.m. at Raising Cane's for lunch
1 fart at 3:38 p.m. in my chair during training: SBD
1 fart at 5:08 p.m. in the lobby of my corporate office while on a call
2 farts at 5:42 p.m. in the car driving
1 fart at 6:20 p.m. while standing in Bedrock Comics
3 farts between 6:35 to 6:40 p.m. while driving to my hotel
1 fart at 6:52 p.m. while dropping a deuce. Popped the cork on the champagne bottle if you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

I went out for the night and it was silent so I guess the need had passed around 7. Get it? Passed?

That is all,


1 Ripples in the pond:

Erin said...

Some days I really don't care for this book. Gross.