TBWCYL Day 7 - 13:56

I would like to apologize for putting this on the Internet as some things are just wrong.

The task was
Masturbate at 13:56 to the following fantasy
WOMEN: I am not going to type it out but it was 5 paragraphs of cheesy romance jargon that sounds like something out of Harlequin.

MEN:
"Two blondes. Doing it. Together."

I completed my task today and that is all I am going to say.

That is all,

Newt