Thursday, January 29, 2009

TBWCYL Day 29 - Hello, this is Jesus

Do you know that feeling you get when you are about to prank phone call someone? The one where a ball of electric excitement builds up in the center of your chest and grows from the size of a marble to the size of a golf ball and then once it achieves baseball size status, it explodes and energy runs through you? It's caused by the hope that when the person at the other end of the line picks up, you have the tenacity to keep a straight voice and as you perform the prank, you pull it off with gusto and finesse.

Today's task caused this in me to a level I haven't felt in years. I was given a script and was supposed to dial a number at random to read the script. It is below.

I did dial a number at random but looked up an area code first. I know I called Kansas(620 area code) but aside from that, I am unaware of who or where I called. I got the voicemail of someone, I believe it was a cell phone and I left the longest voice mail I could. When it beeped I started speaking as best I could, the excitement in me was crazy and it made it very hard to concentrate on reading. I had to go outside to do this, as at 2:30 in the afternoon I didn't think performing this task in my office was a good idea.

I can only imagine the person who finds this will be confused but I hope that they will be able to let people hear the message and get a laugh out of it. I know I giggled like hell when I finished.

That is all,


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