Sunday, March 05, 2006


Hello all, I want to speak to you today about a subject near and dear to my heart: patriotism. I went to Wal-Mart on Friday around 9 p.m. and saw that great American symbol of Freedom, The Flag. Now where did you see this flag? You ask. It was perched in all its glory on the bandana of a fine American who could have easily passed as Ted Nugent's twin. I applaud you, oh sleeveless soldier of symbolism. You have shown me that our nations symbol is more than just a piece of cloth, it is also a hairpiece.

No longer will I just sit by and hang my flag from a pole, or in my case on my wall in my room. I say the nay. Rise up my brothers and sisters. Pull back that silver pony tail, hike up those snakeskin boots, for we are Americans and we should be damn proud of it. Think not of it as a flag, but also as an accessory!

American Hero!

That is all,


1 Ripples in the pond:

Thomas said...

Did you actually take this dude's photo at the Wal-Mart or is it just a good setup for the post? Also, we should get Tyler to do a blog. I bet they would be funny (if he updated them) and it would be a good chance for us all to keep in touch with each other... maybe help get him out of the funk he is in.