Friday, March 03, 2006

Have you ever?

Question: Have you ever gone into a bathroom to wash your hands and the water makes you have to pee? Then you go pee(cause why not, the toilet is right there) and you think "Should I rewash my hands?" Its a question for the ages, I realize, but which way do you go. Most likely, you didn't completely dry your hands to begin with. If that's the case then a thin layer of antibacterial water is shielding you from any real danger. Yet on the other, you just touched your tallywacker and if I learned anything from the first few years of my life, it was not to touch your tallywacker and then touch something else. Strict No No.

I really don't have a point of this, other than if you shake my hand after I have gone to the bathroom and its a little moist, you might not want to assume I washed my hands after I went to the bathroom.

That is all,


1 Ripples in the pond:

Diana said...

I'm never holding your hand again...