Speedos

This is just a little post on the unnecessary-ness of speedos. Whether you call them speedo, banana hammock, or nut cradler it is an unnecessary piece of clothing. This all comes up because as I took the dogs out this afternoon, I noticed a man and his baby were at the pool. He was getting out and I guess he had his baby in with him. The awkward part was that he was wearing a speedo and didn't think it a problem. But it is a problem. The government should really pass a bill banning these horrible contraptions. Let your boys fly free. Wear the bathing suit with this mesh underwear inside. It's what God would want. Otherwise, why did he let it get invented?

Just Say No to Speedo!

That is all,

Newt