Mother TeresOH NO!

Dateline America: In a move that further proves Hell has frozen over, an Indian Director is trying to convince Paris Hilton to play the part of, wait for it, Mother Teresa in a new movie. That’s right, THE Paris Hilton, star of night shot porn movies and crappy horror flicks has been approached to play a Nobel laurite and would be Saint. Oooh, Hot!!!

What the Hell is this guy thinking? First, she can’t act. B, she is an idiot who in no way reflects anything that Mother Teresa stood for. His reasoning behind this decision, “She looks like her.” In researching this I found a great blurb. Some guy said, “It's so refreshing to see a director whose sole focus is on what his leading lady looks like. This constant focus on talent and acting ability gets so tiresome. If only more filmmakers would rely entirely on looks as a yardstick, movies would be so much more fulfilling.”

My sentiments exactly. With this casting we can only hope to see other unrespected actors can get recognized. In coming news we will hear Jenna Jameson playing The Virgin Mary, and Ron Jeremy as Moses. I guess the real question is what role with Tinkerbell the Chihuahua play?

That is All,
Newt