Yesterday's task was one I couldn't do. I was supposed to dispose of a weapon that was in the house and make headway towards a more peaceful nation. The problem is that I am a pacifist by nature and aside from a crossbow, which Diana refuses to let me get, I wouldn't even consider having a weapon in the house. I don't like guns, big knives are just a compensation unless you are a hunter, and I hurt myself once with a slingshot so I can't even go Dennis the Menace on anyone.
In fact the only guns I have are the ones located between my shoulder and elbow and they aren't menacing or detachable. I considered throwing out a kitchen knife but they are a set and I don't believe my wife would care for me to much if I broke them up.
Honestly, if I ever need to defend my house my only real hope is to build a makeshift flamethrower out of a can of hairspray and a lighter. Or I could drown them with the tears of fear that will be coming out as I wet myself.
How is this for irony, as soon as I posted this blog to test layout, this ad was to the left of the screen. Big Brother is watching me.
That is all,
Newt
Friday, September 25, 2009
TBWCYL Day 267 - Welcome to the Gun Show
Posted by Trinity at 7:47 AM
Labels: Life Changing Adventures
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1 Ripples in the pond:
I've been looking for a jungle blowgun...
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