I was supposed to read my own palm today. The Book had a chart so I took a picture of said palm, this is Palmela by the way, and color coded it.
The Pink line is my Heart Line. I guess I would consider this a deep enough line which is probably why I am so girly sometimes. It stands for emotional depth so I now know why I love 'Notting Hill' so much.
The Blue line is the Life Line. It signifies quality of life. It said if you it is thin I should see the doctor more. It isn't though so I don't. Or maybe I don't because I am a man. I can't ever tell.
My Love Line is the Green line and goes almost all the way down to my wrist. I am going to just take that as a good sign.
The Yellow line is harder to see but is my Fate Line. Apparently my wife will kill me though because The Book says if it is shorter than my love line my lover will kill me. Maybe I can carve it to be longer.
The Orange Line is my Travel Line. My propensity for traveling is supposed to be tied to it. Not sure how accurate this is because, though I love to travel, I doubt I would go very many places without my wife to do the planning.
Finally, the Black area is my Mount of Venus, I think. My hand doesn't resemble the one in the book because my Travel and Love lines get so close together. I guessed about the area. None the less, it is supposed to signify sex drive. In fact, I probably don't have the entire area covered because that little spot is nowhere near the drive I have. Maybe I should have highlighted the whole palm...
That is all,
Newt
9 Ripples in the pond:
I was so scared to read this post based on the title! Thank goodness you kept it clean. Maybe your orange line led you to marry me, as I'm such a wonderful travel planner.
P.S. My yellow line is also short...that must mean we are going to kill each other. I doubt anyone would be surprised to see the headline "Couple Argues to the Death."
Yes, the secondary line would be something like...
"Couple Argues to the Death, and no winner was pronounced at the scene"
I must admit I thought it was going to be something along the lines of Mrs Palmer & her five daughters...
Does the book have anything to say on the significance of pieces of pencil lead still visible from an accident in 5th grade? Just asking...
: )
No , and it doesn't mention the burn from the car cigarette lighter either.
I think my palm might be too small for that black dot.... hehe!!
Oh God! I don’t have a life line!
No, wait, found it. Thank heavens for that.
But no. This palmistry thing is clearly utter nonsense. There’s no ‘pervert’ line that I’ve ever seen any mention of.
Can I just say how awesome Diana's comment was...
Frankly, Diana gets kudos points for having allowed you to live this long.
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