Friday, September 18, 2009

TBWCYL Day 261 - Koozie Up

Today I was supposed to give someone an impractical gift. I wanted to give a man with no hands some gloves but I don't know anyone like that. I also don't feel comfortable giving any guys I know a tampon so I came up with something else.


Tomorrow is the Texas Tech v. University of Texas game. While this is a big enough game, last year Tech pulled a little upset and won the game, thus pissing off Longhorn fans everywhere. This was a great victory for Tech and let us to have one of the best seasons ever. So you might understand the importance of tomorrow's game.

We are also having the White Trash Bash tomorrow night and a lot of the people coming to the party are from either Tech or UT. We are hooking up a projector to watch the game and my UT coworker is coming over to watch it with us. So, this morning I went to the store and bought my coworker, Matt, an impractical gift.

I bought him something every UT fan can't live without: a Texas Tech bottle Koozie. It is a beautiful Red and Black and would be the perfect Koozie for any beer bottle. I presented it to him this morning and let him know I just wanted him to have a winning team's koozie.

So, pretty impractical and I got to trash talk as well. Isn't college football swell?

That is all,

Newt

6 Ripples in the pond:

Lola Lakely said...

Ok, Trinity here is where I say that I heart you. There I said it, it just bubbled up when you said that college football was swell. I am a HUGE fan. Well, Notre Dame fan mostly. I can't emotionally care about another team- my heart and friendships just can't take it.

Loved the title too. Koozie Up Bitches!

Erin said...

I'm fairly certain that your build-up to tomorrow and the associated party is why you think college football is swell. You'd better be watching GameDay in the morning, Mr. Vaughn. And faithfully following your team allll the way through this season. No excuses for this "working on Saturday" business.

the girl with the pink teacup said...

Well played, sir. Enjoy bashing like white trash.

Soda and Candy said...

Heh, backhanded gifts rock!

Lizz said...

Heck yeah! College football is AMAZING!! Especially when your house is divided by an instate rivalry such as UT and Texas Tech, ours just happen to be Michigan and Michigan State. :P

Girl Interrupted said...

What the heck is a Koozie??? (sorry, too tired and lazy to Google it)

Hope you had fun at your party ... since I'm on a whole other continent I will forgive you for not inviting me.