Saturday, September 05, 2009

TBWCYL Day 248 - Twinity

So, today's task is simple. Twin yourself with a foreigner. And since through these exploits I keep doing for my daily tasks I have met a few foreigners, I enlisted one of them for some help.

My dear friend The Girl with the Pink Tea Cup agreed to be my twin. I think this is a good fit for a couple of reasons. She too is as horny as a pack of rhinos and we think alike. She also lives in Australia which is something I have longed to do, so she is my twin. We are supposed to visit each other once a year and she is planning a trip to the states at some point next year so this might even happen.

This reporter went to the mouth of the twin-ning for a comment.

"I am delighted and honoured to be considered Trinity's foreign twin, although I have to say that it shows considerably poor judgement on his part. Then again, that is probably why we should be twins. As long as it doesn't involve dressing up in matching Tweedledee and Tweedledum costumes, I'll happily hop on over the pond to hang out at his and Diana's lily pad each year.

I now reserve the right to refer to him as 'Twinity'."

So, there you have it. I guess I have a twin sister I never knew about and she is living my dream life.

That is all,

Newt

4 Ripples in the pond:

the girl with the pink teacup said...

I am finding out that I have long-lost relatives scattered all over the Blogosphere. First, Simon owns up to being my long-lost father, and through him I've gained two half-sisters. Now I've got an equally horny male twin in Texas doing freaky experiments with a book each day. Best family ever.

Hopefully I really will see you guys in the States sometime in the not too distant future.

(PS - Does this now mean you are related to Simon as well? I am not sure where this ends!)

Simon said...

Haha. I was just working out the implications of that too, my son. It seems I now have four illegitimate children at Blogger.

Trinity said...

I don't really know how Simon's DNA mixed with my other fathers to simultaneously impregnate my mother. I honestly don't want to know.

Girl Interrupted said...

This is starting to turn into an episode of Dynasty!!!

Haha @ "Twinity" ... that's cute! :P