Tuesday, July 21, 2009

TBWCYL Day 202 - Baby Proof

Good News!!! I'm not pregnant. Do you know how I know? Cause I wiped some of my pee on The Book. You see, The Book was nice enough to give me a "pregnancy test" to verify that I am not with child. I had to pee when I got home so I brought the book in with me and after finishing my whiz, I dabbed the tip of my wiener onto the paper.

I had a suspicion I was pregnant because of this belly I have. Turns out that is just fat though so I was slightly disappointed. In reality The Book probably didn't have pregnancy test treated paper so maybe there is still a chance for the baby thing. Who knows.

And No, it hasn't been lost on me that I peed in a book today.

That is all,


3 Ripples in the pond:

the girl with the pink teacup said...

I'm sure The Book didn't mind. Didn't it ask you to pee on it, after all? Relieved that you're not pregnant, Newt - I'm not sure the world could handle a real-life version of "Junior". Yet. (Although I think you'd probably look fetching with child.)

Trinity said...

Oh my god. I totally forgot about that movie.

Since I have the boobies for breastfeeding I am totally ready for motherhood.

Girl Interrupted said...

I think the book is just a pervert who is into "Water Sports" and should not be encouraged or indulged in any way.

I for one am disappointed that you are not "in the family way" as I'd already made a list of suitably low-life tabloids who would doubtless buy my scoop for a generous fee

You spoil all my fun

Ps: Let me know what you think of the Susanna Clarke book