Wednesday, November 25, 2009

TBWCYL Day 329 - Pucker Up

Imagine the most intimate kiss your lips could achieve. Was it passionate? Warm? Was there feeling in it?

Well, I had to kiss a part of someones body today that had never been kissed before. Now think of everywhere you have ever been kissed and tell me what is left. Go on? Where have you not been kissed before?

See, I gave this some thought before doing this task and the problem is you have to consider a persons life. Sure there are a few places you can guarantee kisses to have landed but the problem is you must consider one variable in kissing that most might not, The Parents. Parents kiss their babies everywhere. "Oh, these are the cutest toes I just want to eat them, numnumnum. Oh that is the cutest elbow ever, kissy kissy." The list goes on and on.

That's why I made sure to go for somewhere I know my wife has never been kissed and that is her butt crack. Don't get all sick on me, it was clean. I actually saw her wash it as I sat on the edge of the tub while she was in the shower this morning to be sure. Diana has a small birthmark right where her cheeks part and after she had toweled off this morning I made her stand in front of me as I gave her a "Wmack" right at the beginning of her coin slot.

She wouldn't let me post a pic of the area.

That is all,

Newt

6 Ripples in the pond:

Simon said...

I’m not sure. It may be that before she met you a previous boyfriend was presented with exactly the same challenge, and drew the same conclusions as you.

Soda and Candy said...

As long as you're not dropping coins down there too.

; )

Trinity said...

Well, I asked and she didn't tell me I was getting sloppy seconds so I hope you are wrong Simon.

mo.stoneskin said...

You must be my hero. Sure, you've been my hero before, but someone else has been for a while, but you're top again. Just so you know.

Maryx said...

Awesome!! =D

Trinity said...

S&C: No, coins weren't involved.

Mo: I am honored to have that spot. Though if kissing someones ass makes you a hero I have known many heroes in my life.

MaryX: thanks. Glad you liked it.