Friday, November 06, 2009

TBWCYL Day 309 - If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

"If I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
I would buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)"

Well, I was supposed to pretend to be a millionaire yesterday but I was having a crappy day and didn't feel as up to this as usual. Honestly this entire week has been one giant turd with sprinkles on top. Aside from Wednesday where it was Super Comic Book Day*, I have pretty much despised this entire week.

But I am not going out without a fight and went and tried to live like a millionaire to the best of my ability. Sadly this meant:

Wearing a button down shirt instead of a polo
Eating at a nice restaurant for lunch
Eating out at a different nice restaurant at dinner
Eating $100,000 dollar chocolate bar...sort of.

Since I have a very small chance of ever being a millionaire, I decided I would use some ingenuity to at least put $1 Million in my pocket. So, after my kickball game last night I hit the local CVS and bought 10, count 'em, 10 100 Grand chocolate bars. Then I ate one which means I ate $100 thousand dollars.


Only us millionaires can do that.

That is all,

Newt

*Super Comic Book Day is the day where not only do I get regular Wednesday comics from my comic shop but I also get my monthly order of comics from a website I buy from. I run on that high all day long.

7 Ripples in the pond:

Erin said...

Sorry you're having a crap week! At least three of your four listed millionaire activities included food. That's awesome.

Carrie said...

Hope the weekend goes better for you. And you know, I don't think I've ever tried that candy bar...

I'm making a mental note to head to the store on the way home and pick on up.

Trinity said...

Erin - me buying more candy may sound like a good idea but my waistline might beg to differ.

Carrie - they aren't anything to write home about but they aren't bad. A mix between a Krackle and a Twix.

Lola Lakely said...

I like me a good 100 grand. I guess that applies to both the candy and the money. And comic book day is a damn fine reason to be happy.

P.S. As if I wasn't enough of a boy already, I used to collect comics as a kid. In fact, as random as it was, my favorite comic was Excalibur.

Trinity said...

oh wow, Lola. I own every issue of Excalibur and am absolutely a nut when it comes ti Captain Britain. You are like a female me. I love the internet because it makes connections with people who you would never meet otherwise.

Soda and Candy said...

At least your turd of a week had sprinkles on it.
: )

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