Monday, November 23, 2009

TBWCYL Day 327 - the Other Woman

I kissed another woman today. It was first thing this morning and I saw her and couldn't resist. Diana, please forgive me but The Book demanded it of me and I am so close to finishing it that I had to do it.

Today was 'Love Mother Earth' day and I was tasked with kissing good ole Mother Earth so I ran outside today and gave her a big wet one. She is a sloppy kisser because my face was covered in dew when I lifted it. Maybe that is the KY lube of dear M.E. I hadn't thought about it til now but if you think of the Earth as one giant lady part and the grass is her...well, her grass then maybe the Earth just gets turned on in the morning and that is why it is so wet.

I wonder what my neighbors think of me.

That is all,


3 Ripples in the pond:

Soda and Candy said...

Hahahaha, that's an interesting spin on loving the planet, huh?

; )

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Maryx said...

Everyone should take a minute to do this once in a while. Nice! =D (Hope the wife didn't get jealous! hehe)