Tuesday, November 17, 2009

TBWCYL Day 321 - Bond, Post Bond

I was supposed to post bail for someone today that had committed a pointless crime but just didn't have money to get themselves out. Well, I looked into this and couldn't find anyone that fit that description.

I live in Lewisville, Texas and the City of Lewisville is kind enough to post our criminals and their bonds on the website. However, I don't really want any of these dumb asses back out on the streets.

Three of these are detained with immigration, some have FAIL MAINTAIN FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY which I assume means they bounced checks or had no insurance, and some have theft.

My favorite was this one. He got cited with a bunch of stuff but I love that the cop wanted to stick him with everything including Squealing Tires. Who gets that ticket? A dumb ass that's who.


So, I guess I failed in bailing someone out today. I did due diligence in looking for someone but none of these people deserved it. I was really hoping I could find a jaywalker in jail and save him. Drat.

That is all,

Newt

4 Ripples in the pond:

Simon said...

You have done your community a great service by keeping this arsehole off the streets for a little longer.

Trinity said...

I agree completely. Stupid is just something that you can't cure.

Lola Lakely said...

Squealing tires? I have never, ever heard that one. That's so funny.

Soda and Candy said...

Stupid functioning justice system, stopping you from carrying out life-changing tasks.

; )