I gave myself a physical today. My nuts are free of lumps, other than the regular ones, my boobs are also lump free, and my prostate was free of painful swelling...at least before the exam.
I was able to read the eye exam in The Book and my urine was also in the acceptable range for color. Slightly yellowish brown made it. I tested my heart rate after some regular activity which brought it to around 90 beats per minute. The Book said resting was 50 beats a minute and strenuous activity was 100-200 so that seems like normal.
I didn't test my sperm count because I don't have a microscope. I can say that it hasn't changed color or smell in all the years I have been producing it so that seems like a good sign.
After a few tries I was able to get my reflexes to spurt out. I used an ashtray to hit my shins which might be the reason it took more than one try.
I am the picture of health.
That is all,
Newt
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
TBWCYL Day 308 - Health Meter at 3 hearts
Posted by Trinity at 9:14 PM
Labels: Life Changing Adventures
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4 Ripples in the pond:
And what a picture it must be after all that poking and prodding - yipes. I'm glad you didn't give yourself a blood test - that's just oogie.
I agree, I'm glad you didn't have any needles lying around. Or scalples for that matter. I'm beginning to think that the silly things you'll do for this book are unlimited. ;) Good to know you're in good health though.
You've got Zelda fever! And I've got it too!!!!!
Picturing you hitting yourself with a n ashtray made me laugh. Cheers to you for being in good health.
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