Wednesday, November 04, 2009

TBWCYL Day 308 - Health Meter at 3 hearts

I gave myself a physical today. My nuts are free of lumps, other than the regular ones, my boobs are also lump free, and my prostate was free of painful least before the exam.

I was able to read the eye exam in The Book and my urine was also in the acceptable range for color. Slightly yellowish brown made it. I tested my heart rate after some regular activity which brought it to around 90 beats per minute. The Book said resting was 50 beats a minute and strenuous activity was 100-200 so that seems like normal.

I didn't test my sperm count because I don't have a microscope. I can say that it hasn't changed color or smell in all the years I have been producing it so that seems like a good sign.

After a few tries I was able to get my reflexes to spurt out. I used an ashtray to hit my shins which might be the reason it took more than one try.

I am the picture of health.

That is all,


4 Ripples in the pond:

Erin said...

And what a picture it must be after all that poking and prodding - yipes. I'm glad you didn't give yourself a blood test - that's just oogie.

Carrie said...

I agree, I'm glad you didn't have any needles lying around. Or scalples for that matter. I'm beginning to think that the silly things you'll do for this book are unlimited. ;) Good to know you're in good health though.

Addy's Daddy said...

You've got Zelda fever! And I've got it too!!!!!

Lola Lakely said...

Picturing you hitting yourself with a n ashtray made me laugh. Cheers to you for being in good health.