Friday, October 30, 2009

TBWCYL Day 302 - U.F.Oh my goodness

I think I saw a spaceship last night. I actually saw three of them. They flew over my house, quite high up in the air. They were spaced out within a couple of minutes of each other so I can only assume that they were canvasing the area to try and come abduct someone.

I have a theory that aliens love Halloween because they can walk around and no one looks at them funny. They get compliments on how 'wicked' their costumes are and then people give them candy or drinks depending on what function they are attending. Think about that next time you see an alien at a party. They may not be who you think they are.

So, I took the checklist The Book gave me outside and lucked into finding the invaders. They had visible lights on their ship, it made a "chroooshhh" noise as they flew through the air, and they were travelling at high speeds. There weren't any laser beams, light jumps, or cow moos but I was still pretty sure about it. So sure in fact that I took this picture.


I was supposed to go to some website and report my sighting but since that site is now some user domain sales site I could't make the report. I have to give it to the aliens, flying around only a couple of miles from an airport is very crafty.

That is all,

Newt

3 Ripples in the pond:

Simon said...

This would also explain why the overwhelming majority of UFO sightings and reports of alien abductions take place in the USA. I believe you have a sound idea there – and your photograph has completely convinced me.

Trinity said...

With my amazing photography skills I should really take up the cause of finding Bigfoot. I think I could do it.

Soda and Candy said...

Oh my God! Conclusive proof of UFOs! You are amazing Trinity.

: )