Yesterday's task was simple. Keep my hands off my junk and don't let anyone else touch it. Or to put it another way, today be celibate. Not a difficult task by any means. Diana is only mildly attracted to me sexually anyway so when I do break her will down to get some nookie I usually need a few days of warm up before getting anywhere with it anyway.
I started the day in the shower and made sure to be brutal on my genitalia so that I wouldn't get Mr. Happy going. He enjoys a sensitive touch. I didn't see Diana in the shower so it was easy to keep myself calm. I went the entire day at work without sporting one boner which was a change. Usually I have to walk around with a folder in front of my crotch at least twice a day as I try to be discreet until it loosens up.
I had a happy hour after work for a coworker who was leaving. I find if I don't want to get aroused mass quantities of alcohol can be applied and the Whiskey Dick can set in and save me embarrassment. This plan worked well and I finished out the day without pitching one tent.
Diana came to have some drinks too but had to leave before I did so sex was easily off the table. I got home with her already asleep and even without the my rubber inducing elixir, I would not have poked that bear. So, I went a whole day without sex, self pleasure, or arousal. I am not sure if I should celebrate.
That is all,
Newt
That is all,
Newt
9 Ripples in the pond:
‘…so sex was easily off the table.’
I understand that this is more comfortable than sex on the table – though I guess it would depend on what the alternative was.
It would also depend on the size, shape and durability of the table. A coffee table might not be to bad to lean over but a pool table might give you felt burn,
To be exact, do it right and all tables are perfect. and you only get felt burn from a pool table if you lay your face on it... your hands and hips should be the ones that keeps you sturdy. On a table is like doing it in the shower. bend her over and go to town. :)
I'd say you spent far too many hours of the day just thinking about...non-celibate activities...for it to actually qualify as...non-celibate.
Congratulations for a mission accomplished. :) It takes a strong will.
That is truly amazing; The Book has taken you to a new place. Congratulations ;)
Thank goodness for Whiskey Dick
Lizz-Thanks for the tip. I will keep that in mind.
Erin-Thinking about it is what kept me celibate.
Restless-I don't know who this strong Will is but I hope he had nothing to do with me being celibate.
LadyTruth-A new place, Yes. A place I wanted to go, No.
Peach- Amen to that.
Wow for once I can be glad to be a woman, I would hate to have to deal with a boner at work!!!
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