I have really embraced today's task. It is Sexual Fantasy Day and the task was to write down all my thoughts and any that are about sex I was to put in all CAPS. Since men are supposed to think about sex every six seconds the idea is to find out what I think about and if I am an average red blooded male. I started this at 9:00 am and ended it at 5. All thoughts are separated with a comma and are in order from first to last. Enjoy looking into my brain.
It is hard to write down thoughts, read name ‘porras’ as poor ass and laughed, I think I’m thinking dirty things because I’m supposed to, I should ask IT guy about my computer, my arms hurt, my best friend should move to Dallas, no blog comments :{, I want a cookie, that was a good cookie, LADY WITH BIG BOOBS, I miss that TV show ‘Webster’, God I’m fat, Tristan Prettyman is hot, I don’t like coordinating jobs, Lionel Richie’s voice is so soothing, why did that guy just talk to me?, what was I doing?, PORN, I had better save this list or I will be screwed if I loose it, Yay, Erin left a comment, when is Thanksgiving?, what to do now?, I think I need to poo, NUDE GIRL GETTING SOME, should I go get a tea at lunch?, hey, Pink Teacup guest posted, I am hungry, I am tired, I am hungry, I am repeating myself, I wish my Controller wouldn’t be so annoying, I love Salami, I need a milkshake, I just read this list so far and it is ridiculous, I wish I lived in Middle Earth, dang it is cold outside, I HAVE A BONER, I love milkshakes, THAT OLD LADY IN THE SWEATPANTS IS IN GOOD SHAPE FOR HER AGE, I don’t want to go back to work, I need to pee, I SAW A PICTURE OF A HOT REDHEAD, I learned something new, ha ha that isn’t a pleasant call, I wonder if I have any email, nope, karate chop, Lola Lakely made a comment on my blog about her body and it made me think DIRTY THOUGHTS even though it wasn’t meant to, I SENT MY WIFE A DIRTY TEXT but she won’t respond, that was embarrassing, I just walked around the corner while making funny faces and got caught, I want to hit that saleslady in the face, I am excited and exhausted, stab stab stab, avoid the dumbass, I wish I could take tomorrow off, I FEEL A TINGLING IN MY CROTCH, I hate when my email shuts down for no good reason, gobstoppers are addicting, my coworker is forcing me to visit and I don’t want to, people I work with are funny, I can’t stand Oklahoma, FRECKLES MAKE ME HOT, I am frustrated with computers, I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT WATCHING PORN ON THE COMPUTER, SAW HOT RADIO DJ THAT SOUNDED UGLY AND THOUGHT DIRTY THOUGHTS, THOUGHT ABOUT BUKAKE, I like the Black Eyed Peas, Chris Clairmont is a hack, people that reset their passwords and promptly forget their passwords make me angry, I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, not sure if that counts but I heard the song, I always imagine as I stand at the bathroom mirror picking my nose that someone is filming it on the other side, I am going home.
That is all,
Newt
It is hard to write down thoughts, read name ‘porras’ as poor ass and laughed, I think I’m thinking dirty things because I’m supposed to, I should ask IT guy about my computer, my arms hurt, my best friend should move to Dallas, no blog comments :{, I want a cookie, that was a good cookie, LADY WITH BIG BOOBS, I miss that TV show ‘Webster’, God I’m fat, Tristan Prettyman is hot, I don’t like coordinating jobs, Lionel Richie’s voice is so soothing, why did that guy just talk to me?, what was I doing?, PORN, I had better save this list or I will be screwed if I loose it, Yay, Erin left a comment, when is Thanksgiving?, what to do now?, I think I need to poo, NUDE GIRL GETTING SOME, should I go get a tea at lunch?, hey, Pink Teacup guest posted, I am hungry, I am tired, I am hungry, I am repeating myself, I wish my Controller wouldn’t be so annoying, I love Salami, I need a milkshake, I just read this list so far and it is ridiculous, I wish I lived in Middle Earth, dang it is cold outside, I HAVE A BONER, I love milkshakes, THAT OLD LADY IN THE SWEATPANTS IS IN GOOD SHAPE FOR HER AGE, I don’t want to go back to work, I need to pee, I SAW A PICTURE OF A HOT REDHEAD, I learned something new, ha ha that isn’t a pleasant call, I wonder if I have any email, nope, karate chop, Lola Lakely made a comment on my blog about her body and it made me think DIRTY THOUGHTS even though it wasn’t meant to, I SENT MY WIFE A DIRTY TEXT but she won’t respond, that was embarrassing, I just walked around the corner while making funny faces and got caught, I want to hit that saleslady in the face, I am excited and exhausted, stab stab stab, avoid the dumbass, I wish I could take tomorrow off, I FEEL A TINGLING IN MY CROTCH, I hate when my email shuts down for no good reason, gobstoppers are addicting, my coworker is forcing me to visit and I don’t want to, people I work with are funny, I can’t stand Oklahoma, FRECKLES MAKE ME HOT, I am frustrated with computers, I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT WATCHING PORN ON THE COMPUTER, SAW HOT RADIO DJ THAT SOUNDED UGLY AND THOUGHT DIRTY THOUGHTS, THOUGHT ABOUT BUKAKE, I like the Black Eyed Peas, Chris Clairmont is a hack, people that reset their passwords and promptly forget their passwords make me angry, I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, not sure if that counts but I heard the song, I always imagine as I stand at the bathroom mirror picking my nose that someone is filming it on the other side, I am going home.
That is all,
Newt
10 Ripples in the pond:
i really don't want to make a list of what I'm thinking because I'm sure every other thought would be about sex.... I know i'm bad.
This was so funny. Thoughts bouncing off other thoughts. Random ramblings. Not as much sex as I thought. Made me smile.
I was ultimately not surprised at this. I am pretty random most of the time. Writing things down sure did show me what I always suspected, I am an idiot savant.
Oh man, I wonder what it would come out like if I did this. Pretty sure I would not be able to post it unedited.
Brave of you!!! I liked this glimpse into your mind.
Oh come on, surely you are far more dirty than the glimpse you have given us here...?
What an awesome idea!! Everyone should do this at least once. Thanx for sharing the glimpse. (Because yes, I agree there is more. You just don't want to share it all... =D)
I will say I probably didn't get every thought but in honesty I was really sleepy yesterday and my mind wasn't functioning at its peak perversion. I also sit in an office with very little visual stimulation. Once I got home things got dirtier in my head.
Bahaha. This was highly entertaining. I might have to try that sometime. It's funny to watch the train of though evolve...though some of your were just completely random. ;)
Oh god, this was honestly the BEST thing I have read all friggen day. You have no idea how happy this made me. I just got home right now from the worst day at work- any day is bad when I don't' even have time to comment on people's blog but this was mega bad- and it made me happy that 1) I inadvertently caused a dirty though, which let's face it I live for 2) you wanted to hit a sales lady and avoid a dumbass and stab, stab, stab. God this was awesome. Not it was AWESOME!!!!!
Lola, I really wish you would leave positive comments sometimes. All this negativity is really draining.
Thanks for the email.
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