Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Movie Night with my new lady

Tonight, Hangie and I stayed in and watched a movie. Really, I watched and she just stayed at my side. She is so loyal. We watched 'Airplane', which was very funny. She didn't seem to get it though. I tried to ask her what was going on but she just told me to "Talk to the Hand." But that's what I was trying to do!

I persisted in asking her what was the matter and she gave me the finger. Sometimes it feels like such a job to communicate with Hangela; I didn't sign up for a Hang job but I guess that's what I get.(That's right, I did it. You all loved it and you know it.)

Hangela and I did make up though. After what felt like hand to hand combat, she finally realized she was being silly. She told me she felt like we were meant to be together, and we were.

That is all,

Newt

10 Ripples in the pond:

nat said...

The really sad but funny thing is we keep on coming back to read this.

Thomas said...

This is just becoming more and more disturbing... I'm not sure that any of us need to be witness to this....

Trinity said...

Don't hate the player, hate the game. Just accept that I have another lady in my life and deal with it.

Hangela said...

actually giving him a hand job is not that bad ... it's when he makes me finger his butt hole that's scary!!!

Trinity said...

Hangie, what are you doing? I asked you not to tell anyone that.

Diana said...

This was disgusting, even to me. Please spare us all and keep your personal relationship to yourself.

Trinity said...

Alright. Everyone settle down. If you don't like my hand puns then tough nuggets. You all better be nice or I might have to introduce Palmala.

hangela said...

okay trin, i'm sorry baby, just put me back in your pocket so i can play with your balls.

oh and diana, you might want to finger his butt hole for him once in awhile so i don't have to do it all of the time ... it might loosen you both up. believe me trin will love it and you might not be such an up tight bitch all the time.

Trinity said...

Alright, Hangela. There is no reason to be rude. While a pinky in my pooter might not be a bad thing there is no reason to call Diana names. Uncool.

hangela said...

okay, you're right trin ...

diana, i'm sorry that i called you up tight ...