Pirate Salespeople

I was thinking one night and came up with a really good idea for a commercial for the Orange Growers Association of America. Imagine this...

A pirate is standing on a ships deck holding a orange. He is raggedy and filthy, teeth missing and may even have an eye patch. Preferably over his left eye. He lifts the orange and a subtitle pops up on the screen. "Orange, Helping prevent Scurvy since 1545". The pirate smiles and then in a Piratey voice says "Arng" (Orange).

But maybe it wouldn't work. I mean Diana said she didn't believe in Pirates so it might face alot of anti-Piracy laws. Come on, I had to say it.

That is all

Newt