Greetings from the Pad

Hello everyone, Its your friendly neighborhood anphibian with a little post about blogging. First Off, I would just like to explain to everyone that, while I think blogging to be a waste of time, its your time to waste and I have to just let you do whatever you damn well please with it. Just don't say I didn't warn you! I have been on the fence about this procedure for some time but as all of my friends have decided to become the next Steinbecks by making one of these, I decided it was about time I got with the program.

As this is my first post, I just thought i would say hi! I am currently killing time with my dogs, Hazel and Duncan and boy what a day I had. You see, we have currently been going through a little crash obedience course with little Hazel, and as I got home today she made like she had done something wrong, yet when I got upstairs nothing was to be found. I sang her Praises like a Black woman at Sunday service. But of course, I worshipped too soon because after a little bathroom break of my own, that lovely smell of doggie diahrea slapped my nostrils. Apparently, Hazel loves me so much she mimics me as I "drop the kids off to school." Why God? Did I really do that many bad things that I deserve this? Of course the answer is yes and there will be many, many more trials before I have worked off my penance.

That is all,

Newt