If I lived in Hyrule...

I was thinking today and I thought, "How great would it be if I lived in Hyrule?" Now one or two of you might not know of this special place called Hyrule. It is a land of myth, and war. Where there is never a dull moment because a warlord named Ganon is always taking over the land and kidnapping the Princess. It is the land of Zelda.

I wish I lived there because it would be so much easier than my current life. I mean think about it, how great would it be? First, the currency is gems, think about that. That means that I would get to wear a gem bag on my belt!!! How AWESOME. I can't even imagine how great that would be. And it would never go empty. My credit would be great because those gems are lying all over the place. My good buddy Link is always finding them when he cuts down bushes.

Plus the idea of clear good vs evil is a great idea. I'm pretty sure that everyone in Hyrule gets a sword when they turn like 5 so I would really be looking forward to that. I really think I could pull off a sword. And if I played my cards right, I might just be able to find some really colorful tunics.

I've got to say that the idea of living in the wild doesn't exactly appeal to me. And those giant pig things that walk around attacking you would probably put a damper on a picnic, but I can look past those things. All in all, I really think I would be suited for a quest or two and with Hyrule it is never a dull moment. Plus, I'm pretty sure while I am rescuing Princess Zelda, I could definitely get me a little royal ... favor.

That is all,

Newt