So, yesterday I took a time warp back to when I was little and was in the store and couldn’t find my mommy. You see, I was at the convenience store with Diana and while she was pumping gas, I went into the store. I was looking around and ended up buying some gum and ice cream.
While in line, Diana called me and I just assumed she was calling to tell me that she was done and ready to go so I didn’t answer it. I was checking out and figured that it would be faster if I just walked outside. The problem with that was that Diana wasn’t outside. She had left me there.
I called her and she was turning around to come pick me up. When I got in the car, she tried to play it off like she thought I had just walked home, but then she revealed that she had forgotten that I was in the store and had driven off on accident.
After this incident, I am ever so afraid to have a child with her. I know that one day I will have a phone call from my child saying that mommy had left them at such and such store and could I come pick them up. This means that our children will have to have cell phones at an early age to prevent Miss Forgetful from loosing one of them. I felt like I was in Walmart and just couldn’t find who I was looking for. So, everyone scold Diana the next time you see her.
That is all,
Newt
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
Posted by Trinity at 2:34 PM
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3 Ripples in the pond:
Serves you right for scaring her yesterday! Now who is laughing?:)
I was laughing when I ate my ice cream and she didnt get any. HA!
Ouch! Does that hurt your manhood to know that your live-in girlfriend so easily forgets you.... I'm sorry for you, HLM.
And Teri's right... it serves you right for scaring Diana yesterday. However, I would have given anything to see the look on her face!
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