Wednesday, May 24, 2006

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"

So, yesterday I took a time warp back to when I was little and was in the store and couldn’t find my mommy. You see, I was at the convenience store with Diana and while she was pumping gas, I went into the store. I was looking around and ended up buying some gum and ice cream.

While in line, Diana called me and I just assumed she was calling to tell me that she was done and ready to go so I didn’t answer it. I was checking out and figured that it would be faster if I just walked outside. The problem with that was that Diana wasn’t outside. She had left me there.

I called her and she was turning around to come pick me up. When I got in the car, she tried to play it off like she thought I had just walked home, but then she revealed that she had forgotten that I was in the store and had driven off on accident.

After this incident, I am ever so afraid to have a child with her. I know that one day I will have a phone call from my child saying that mommy had left them at such and such store and could I come pick them up. This means that our children will have to have cell phones at an early age to prevent Miss Forgetful from loosing one of them. I felt like I was in Walmart and just couldn’t find who I was looking for. So, everyone scold Diana the next time you see her.

That is all,

Newt

3 Ripples in the pond:

Teri said...

Serves you right for scaring her yesterday! Now who is laughing?:)

Trinity said...

I was laughing when I ate my ice cream and she didnt get any. HA!

Thomas said...

Ouch! Does that hurt your manhood to know that your live-in girlfriend so easily forgets you.... I'm sorry for you, HLM.

And Teri's right... it serves you right for scaring Diana yesterday. However, I would have given anything to see the look on her face!