Thursday, February 11, 2010

Knock Down, Drag Out War

I have been attacked. Unprovoked might I add. You see, some poser from the land of Canada thinks he can come in with a year of blogging under his belt and steal the moniker of Newt. The nerve of some people, eh?

In a ballzy move that I must say is kind of brilliant, he has declared a blog war. I normally remain all Swiss on these things but he went and defaced the immortal image of my hero, Kermit the Frog, and for that he will go down. HARD!

His declaration of war can be read partly in the comments of my last post but also here. Am I scared? No. Why would I be. Everyone knows Canada is where you go to avoid war so this guy doesn't know what he has gotten himself into.

Once the term of the war are set, yes we will have civilized warfare, then it will be no holds barred. A competition to determine the number one Newt and the loser to be called Steve.

This has only just begun,

Newt(The one and only)

8 Ripples in the pond:

Addy's Daddy said...

So far it seems that the two of you are equally matched for poor grammatical skills and type editing. Way to go, amphibians!

Lola Lakely said...

I LOVE, LOVE that you told him "Ribbit, Bitch!"

You have this naughty redhead firmly in your corner. Oh, it is on. I may look like a softie but I fight dirty, really, really dirty.

Lola Lakely said...

Oh and I can help with the promotion on my blog if you want!

Trinity said...

Oh Lola, you are the best. I feel more secure already.

Addy's Daddy said...

"Poisonwood Bible" doesn't really seem like your type of book, HLM. Reading that to give you another excuse to not read "1984"?

Trinity said...

Well, I didn't pick it, the group did. I read what the group decides on.

CrazyNewt said...

Oh, this battle is ON. Name the terms and judge in this little war, and I'm ready to defend my newt-hood.

And, little known fact about Canada: We have long winters, where we are trapped indoors for long periods of time. We use it to practice our kung-fu moves.

Best of luck to you, Steve.

Lola Lakely said...

Is it wrong that this impending battle fills me with glee? If it is wrong, then I dont' want to be right.