Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I just got some bad news.

This is the worst news I could ever have read.

Why does God hate me so much?

Newt

5 Ripples in the pond:

Simon said...

This is why God provided men with the capacity to fantasise.

Doug said...

God doesn't hate you, just a little bit of forsaking.

Chris said...

damn you, sky wizard.

CrazyNewt said...

You know, I was quite upset when I found out they used a body double in "The Sleeping Dictionary". Because, really, the only part that was good about that movie was the fact that you got to see Alba get nekkid.

Fun Fact: Alba doesn't want anyone to see her naked because, in reality, instead of breasts, she has two miniature heads jutting from her chest. The one to the left looks like Steve Gutenberg.

The one to the right looks like a breast.

Proud Maisie said...

Never say never. It'll happen.