Wednesday, December 09, 2009

TBWCYL Day 342 - Let me get that for you

Who says chivalry is dead? Oh wait, I meant chauvinism. I got to pretend yesterday that I was living in the 50's, where men were men and women didn't count. Sure, they had a few perks but lets face it, they weren't thought much of, and that is the way I like it.

I was kind to women most of the day, opening doors, taking a cart off of their hands at the store so they wouldn't have to walk them back, etc. But when I got home, that is when the real fun began. I put my wife in her place. "Cook me dinner woman!" was yelled; "Bring me a beer" exclaimed. She was my servant, the way God intended her to be. When she talked, I made sure she knew how stupid her ideas were. You don't want them getting any ideas about 'Girl Power' or any of that shit.*

What a good day,

That is all,


*Actually, yesterday consisted of me coming home to an empty house and warming up chili until 9 when Diana finally came home and we watched "So You Think You Can Dance". I was polite enough to control the remote and fast forward through all the commercials. It is hard to boss someone around who isn't there.

4 Ripples in the pond:

Erin said...

Way to put your powerful corporate woman in her place.

Trinity said...

Good point Erin, I put her in her place, which is work. That is where she needs to be to bring me in some money.

Carrie said...

Haha. Nice. Good for you for the chivalry though. ;)

Soda and Candy said...

That's so funny isn't it, that that era was all about being super-polite to women you didn't know but you could beat the shit out of your wife, virtually without anyone batting an eyelash.