Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I'm Shedding

Here is my year long ultimate plan, and it starts with a shed. You see, I am getting a Vespa. Yes, you read correctly. I will be one of those people you see on the road on a scooter. Don't judge me!!! I can pull this look off and anyone who knows me is probably thinking, "Well, its stupid but I can totally see him doing something like this."

But, before I can get my Vespa a few things have to happen.
1. I have to pay off my truck. (This will be complete in April)
2. I have to get a motorcycle license.
3. I have to have somewhere to put it.

The somewhere to put it is where the shed comes in. Over the last couple of days I have been hatching a plan to get a bigger shed for my backyard. One that can house all of my lawn equipment as well as fit a motor scooter. And you know what I found out? Sheds are pricey. Some of the lower end models aren't that bad but they can steadily climb very quickly. So, for my birthday I am getting a shed. I am cashing in my credit card points, I am calling in all favors, and I am sucking up to my wife.

One person told me that getting a shed for my birthday made me an old man. Well, Kiss my Ass person.

I really only wrote all this down to make everyone aware that I want shed money for my birthday. I hope that was painfully aware.

That is all,

Newt

4 Ripples in the pond:

Painfully Unaware! said...

Borders gift card for your birthday it is, sir! Thanks for the advance info!

one person said...

Ok, so maybe "old" was the wrong terminology....I intended to say...."responsible in your endeavors to obtain what will actually be a very youthful and super-cool mode of transportation." Glad I could clear that up.

Trinity said...

If my wife is writing comments then she needs to stop hiding her identity or her loathing for my Vespa.

Kristy said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA that's all I have to say!