Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Cow and Pig - A blissful union

You know when you are in school and the teacher will always ask you, "What's your favorite food?" I hate that question. Invariably, half of the kids would always say Pizza. Get an original thought you stupid second graders.

I only bring this up because I realized today what my favorite food is. I never really gave it much thought but as with most of my really great thoughts, this one just hit me. I love Bacon Cheeseburgers. Now I know that this probably sound like a really generic food and after the lashing I just gave the second grade class of Sam Houston Elementary it may seem lame. However, I realized today that a Bacon Cheeseburger is a meal that I could eat on a consistent basis for the rest of my life and I wouldn't get tired of it.

I really think the Nobel Peace Prize should go to the first guy to put bacon on top of a hamburger patty. When he did it he probably thought, 'This won't catch on' but he would have been so incredibly wrong. The flavors of pork fat and beef fat hovering on a patty, covered in a Kraft single and put on a bun. Well, I may just have to clean myself up after that.

I think we should all share our favorite foods. And if any of you go generic with a food group, I will climb out of this computer and slap the shit out of you.

That is all,

Newt

3 Ripples in the pond:

Thomas said...

First of all, "could eat on a consistent basis?" Don't you eat that on a consistent basis, what will all of those trips to Whataburger!?!?

Second, my favorite food is Beef Barg at Cafe Caspian in Houston. Next to that though, I would have to say that my other favorite would be Thai Volcano Soup. Or tomatoes or garlic... they are great in almost everything savory!

erin said...

You know, I do love bacon cheeseburgers. Matter of fact, I feel that I LOVE many, many different foods, and I'm finding it pretty difficult to narrow down the list. Therefore, simply to frustrate Newt, I'm going to go with....Mexican food. A generic answer that encompasses so many items it's ridiculous. Sorry, Newt.

Trinity said...

I will slap you the next time I see you.