Monday, December 18, 2006

The truth about Slander

Well, I think I hurt Thomas' feelings with my last post because he went and tried to be mean to me in revenge. Darn it if he just couldn't do it very well. I know everyone is on the edge of their seats wondering why I lashed out like I did. Well I will tell you.

Thomas won't come see me. Boo Hooooo!!!!

That's right, I wanted Thomas and Jess to come here for New Years so they could celebrate it in our brand new house and maybe help unpack. I mean, who wants to spend their New Years in Midland. There is nothing to do there aside from a bar, a bowling alley, and a drive in. So what if he already told people he would be there. Who cares if he doesn't get to see his family. I am talking about pleasing me. That is more important. I was going to find something so super awesome to do, but now I guess I don't have to now.

So Thomas, I sure hope sitting at home on New Years Eve is all kinds of fun because as you're doing it I would hate for you to regret going to Midland. I would hate to think you were sitting there, about to get ready for bed because no one came up with anything to do.

Merry Freakin' Christmas and a effin Happy New Year,

Newt

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nat said...

That's so mean Trinity inviting them after you knew they told me they were coming here. but hey they can be where ever they want to be for new years. maybe they should go there I'm sure you just invited them to have help unpacking.

Trinity said...

No, I invited them to come see the new house and the last you told me, you still didn't have anything planned. I just want to see my friend since it's been a while and I won't get to see them over Christmas.

By the way Nat, for Christmas I got you something. It's the puntuation you're missing from your comment. ,,. Oh, and here are the Capitals you asked for. BNY. Merry Christmas.

Trinity said...

And Thomas, you now have permission to come visit.

Thomas said...

I'm not sure that Nat was really giving us "permission" to come there instead of Midland, more like trying to say what a jerk you are (that's what she said..."

Trinity said...

No, she was telling you to come here. I asked her and she said it was fine.

nat said...

Well Tinity I also will not get to see them at Christmas. I did not ask you to get me anything for christmas so you can have your crap ass gift back. I do not have to give Thomas and Jess permission to do anything, they can decide if they want to go to Dallas and help you unpack or not, but you are correct I do not have any thing planned yet. I am still thinking about it and waiting to see what is going to be going on in Midland that weekend then see what they would like to do. Oh, by the way Thomas is correct I was trying to say what a jerk you are.

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Thomas said...

Mommy and daddy, stop fighting over us! This is no way to win a custody battle...

Trinity said...

I am out. You guys can go wherever you want to. I would love for you to come but I am not going to force it anymore.

natalee said...

And you Trinity no matter how lod you get or how grown up you feel will still be an asshole.

I will stop fighting over Thomas and Jess they can do what they want. I'd love for them to come here but it is up to them.

Thomas said...

I really don't care to go to either now...

nat said...

well I still want you to come here.

Mom-in-law said...

I'm sorry all but I get them this christmas I'ts my turn.