Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Clap On, Clap Off...Slap her.

I had a random thought today. What would happen if you hooked a Clapper light devise into a light in the room you are having sex in?


Depending on the sexual position when you are having sex, body parts occasionally slap together. A leg will hit another leg, thigh will meet thigh, and hands will meet buttocks. If you were to have a Clapper hooked in, would your next sexual experience seem similar to Disco Night at the local Y?


I can only imagine what that would look like. You are getting your groove on in bed when suddenly you start going at it a little too hard and one "Who's your Daddy?" later, you are sitting in a bright room staring at your handprint. If you really got going, you might create a light show for the neighbors who are walking their dog outside.


One handy little device can really add some interesting experiences to the bedroom. Just be sure your partner isn't epileptic or you might have more than just an orgasm to deal with at the end of things.


That is all,

Newt

11 Ripples in the pond:

Thomas said...

And this is why "Addition" will not be coming to you for advice, spiritual or otherwise... what kind of godfather are you....

Trinity said...

Well rounded, that's what kind.

Anonymous said...

Thomas you didn't spell your daughter's name right.

Trinity said...

Anonymous. There is a reason that name is spelled that way. You aren't in on the joke because you feel you must be anonymous.

Thomas said...

Also, I thought that the quotation marks would help out on that spelling confusion issue....

nat said...

thanks for the idea trin, i am going out today to buy a clapper ... just in case

Trinity said...

I just ate. That is uncalled for.

natalee said...

that was not me that was my stupid sister jennifer

Trinity said...

You use that excuse way to much for it to be true.

Anonymous said...

better to get a clapper then the clap ...

so i've heard

Anonymous said...

sorry that should have read ...

better to get a clapper than the clap ...

so i've heard