Friday, October 13, 2006

CSI: Crime Scene Imagination

Thomas likes to assign homework for weekend blog posts and I cam across something interesting this morning that I need help with. As I was walking the dogs this morning I came across an interesting scene. Behind a set of bushes was a series of objects that, in my opinion, look to be the scene of a mugging. However I have doubts.

Thus the challenge I pose to all of you. Below are two 'Crime Scene' photos that I took of the area. I will list out the contents of the scene and I want your hypothoses on what happened.













The 4 circular objects are plates(2 to a package) wrapped in newspaper. This was found early in the morning, but the newspaper was not moist from dew.

There were a pair of regular handcuffs(not trick or plastic) tangled around a string of sparkly black beads. Handcuffs were missing keys. Both cuffs were shut.

A black purse was open and empty. Its contents looked to be scattered around the purse. Purse was from general department store per tag inside. Inside pocket of purse contained one cigarette lighter.

Contents of purse consist of compact, regular makeup accessories.

Not shown is one small tube of what I believe was super glue. It was the size of a pinkie finger.

I didn't move anything other than to check for an I.D. in the purse. It is important to mention that the newspaper was wrapped completely around the plates. I could find no broken plates and the newspaper was still firmly around all plates, even though they are scattered. There were no visible footprintsm though the ground was moist. There were two cars parked next to the scene and neither were broken into.

I am eager to hear your opinions on what may or may not have happened here.

That is all,

Newt

7 Ripples in the pond:

Thomas said...

For the beads, I can only expect a nun's rosary beads. It seems that there was a scuffle between her and a dominatrix over said paper plates wrapped in newspaper.

Sorry to dissapoint, but that is all I got. I'm a little disoriented and unable to think...

Anonymous said...

First of all to understand what happened , you gotta understand who these people are. Now the killer was born to a one-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts the killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out, robbed a lady's purse and wrapped her plates in newspaper to hide any finger prints.

then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.


andrew llyod weber

Trinity said...

Good show. Bad Punctuation, but good show.

Thomas said...

I was totally lost in all of that...

Anonymous said...

Trinity, sorry to say this, but you need a life. And I am disappointed that I lost five minutes of my life reading this post and then responding to it.

Trinity said...

I don't know what to say. Oh wait, yes I do. KISS MY ASS!!! Name something you have done that was so great in the last week and then you can talk smack to me.

Thomas said...

That sounded just like "You're always nay-saying... everything I create! You create something like Inward Singing, you little shit! Go sit in your tower, you... wait... what's funny?..."