Monday, November 12, 2007

The Misadventures of Duncan and Hazel - Sweet Fang

Imagine...

Duncan and Hazel are sitting around the house. Hazel, in her infinite curiosity starts investigating the Target bag sitting on the fireplace.


H: Duncan, guess what?
D: What? Hazel, you know you shouldn't be messing around in that bag.
H: Damn D, you have got to lighten up. There is some tasty treats in here.
D: Hazel. You know your ass is going to get busted and I will probably get blamed.
H: Yeah, but it will totally be worth it.


Duncan and Hazel proceed to tear open an entire bag of Hershey's Candy Cane Kisses.


D: Should we be eating these?
H: I don't see why not.
D: I don't know, isnt this stuff bad for us?
H: I don't know, and I don't care. Check this out, I am wired.
D: Quit running around. Stop biting me. Calm Down Dammit!!!
H: I can't. Whooo hooo!!!!!!!


Diana came home to find the entire bag gone. Foil wrappers littered the floor. Asses were made pink and doggie doo turned white.


That is all,


Newt

4 Ripples in the pond:

Addy's Daddy said...

Who left the bag where the dogs could get it? Have you not learned by now?!?!?!?!

Trinity said...

It was Diana. They were my candies and I was really looking forward to them. Stupid dogs.

Anonymous said...

Ewww, I bet they ended up wishing they had eaten something better then cany cane kisses.

Anonymous said...

Hope the kids are all ok tooo much chocolate can be very bad for them. It can also kill them watch them closely. Love mom-in-law