Here is a funny story that is somewhat gross. As Diana and I went upstairs to go to bed we started our nighttime bathroom ritual of brushing teeth, taking out contacts, etc. I normally go pee right before bed but felt a slight movement coming so I sat to pee just in case I needed to do more than urinate.
Having lived with my wife for a number of years, it has become commonplace for the two of us to do disgusting things in front of each other. As I was sitting on the toilet letting a multitude of poots fly, she stood in front of me and we started having a conversation. A few seconds in, I don't remember the topic we were discussing, and she started laughing. I looked at her kind of funny because what I had just said wasn't humorous and she told me "You know you are comfortable with each other when you can have a conversation with your husband while he is wiping his ass."
I couldn't agree more.
That is all,
Newt
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Toilet Humor
Posted by Trinity at 10:58 AM
Labels: Bathroom Humor
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5 Ripples in the pond:
That post cracked me the hell up! It is true though, isn't it? After awhile, the magic of pooping in solitude is lost on married couples.... Look what you single people have to look forward to!!
The utter randomness of the moment is what caused me the most joy. I was having a Shitty day(pun intended) to begin with but when you lock eyes with someone as you are farting on the John, well that makes any day a good one.
It was one of the best moments of our married life...
If that is one of your best moments of married life that is sad.
I'm disgusted....but also somewhat touched by how you can make any moment a great one when you share it with someone special.
Ick.
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