Monday, August 28, 2006

JELLO Shots


Today is my cousin Kristy's Birthday(Happy Birthday Kristy) so this weekend we went out to eat. Her friends threw her a big dinner at Saltgrass Steakhouse and after it was over, we went back to one of her friends to party.

The main attraction at the party, aside from cousin Kristy, were Jello Shots. I was told that they made 150 and when I left there were zero. Good times. I was really showing them how to throw them back. The next day, however, I learned of a side affect of Jello Shots. I call it the Jello Shits. All day yesterday, I was running back and forth to the bathroom because the large amount of hard liquor mixed with the rainbow of Jello Flavors that I had on Saturday really did a number on me.

The party wasn't the only thing that happened. In the year that I have lived in Dallas, Kristy has worked at Circuit City. When they change out the CDs in the listening station, the employees get to take them home. Knowing this, I will now tell you that I learned that my cousin thinks I am gay. Or at least I assume she thinks I am gay because up until Saturday, she has never offered me a CD and that night she did. She looked at me and said "I have a CD in my car that I got from the listening station at work. It is the soundtrack to 'High School Musical'."

Huh? High School Musical? Not Ja Rule? Not Dashboard Confessional? The only CD I have ever been given is High School Musical? Well, I guess I must be gay because I said "Yippee", or maybe I am just a 13 year old girl. Jury is still out on that one.

Well, those were the highlights from my weekend. As I am bacheloring it up, the fact that anything happened at all is promising. So on that note...

That is all.

Newt

5 Ripples in the pond:

Anonymous said...

did you like that high school musical cd?? Alyssa loves it (not thirteen, but a 5 yr old girl) i hear that and the movie so often I know the lyrics. so enjoy that one.

Addy's Daddy said...

I wish I didn't know you sometimes, Vaughn... I really do...

Trinity said...

I'm sure you do little buddy, but as my father always says "Shit in one hand, wish in the other and see which one fills up first".

Diana said...

Yay for that new CD. You did not say anything about it in your email. Where you going to hide it from me. On another note, I must say that I am glad that I was not there for your jello shits...I can only imagine. The poor dogs.

Anonymous said...

It must have been the grape jello shots because I didnt have any of those, and I was fine!

Thanks for coming out to play Trinity!