Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Who's A Porn Star?

Well, I've been thinking lately about old classmates and after finding out that a girl that I dated is bisexual it got me wondering, Who's A Porn Star? I figure with the population of Midland TX being around 100,000 people, it isn't too far fetched to think that one or two of the girls or guys that I went to school with is now "posing for the camera" somewhere. You hear about it all the time. Somebody who is gonna be a big star in Hollywood gets to LA and realizes it isn't so easy. They get hungry and end up taking their clothes off as two dudes double stuff them for a couple grand.

Well, both Lee High and Midland High had drama departments as well as choir. And I am sure that a few of those shmucks thought they could make it big. So time for a little classroom exercise. You have two options for this one. A. Take out your yearbook and scan through it to pick out a few people that you think could be making it big on the small screen, or B. Google the names of all the sluts in your high school and see if they are currently charging 29.95 a month for their subscription service.

We all knew that girl in high school that couldn't keep her legs closed and that guy that knew the free clinics nurses by name. Well have you ever thought "Where are they now?"

That is all,

Newt

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